**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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