i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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