He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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