I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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