Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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