ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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