There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Your cock deserves a montage
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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