alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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