Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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