I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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