are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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