Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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