I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
