VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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