I wish I could teleport
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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