I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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