wanna go halves on a baby?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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