What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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