...so i touched it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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