okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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