So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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