he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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