Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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