She is in my trunk
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Pants are for mortals
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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