You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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