is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i will never coherently bang her
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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