Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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