I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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