when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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