I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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