You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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