this beer tastes like vomit already
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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