I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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