I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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