I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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