found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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