id be glad to
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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