I'm so fucking centered right now
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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