I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have aggressive nipples.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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