I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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