They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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