i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My vagina just clenched in fear
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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