is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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