I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
areolas are like halos for boobs.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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