You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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