There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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