So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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