Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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