shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
