Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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