Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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